Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
I’ve always loved that joke, partly because it’s about the only punchline that I can remember. But all jokes aside, some people should blush with embarrassment at their salad dressings. Paul Newman, I’m looking at you. Whoever makes the salad dressings at several Wellington restaurants that I’ve visited recently should also take a good look at themselves.
The thing is, you don’t need to be a super chef to make a good salad dressing, but plenty of people do a great job of making bad ones. If in doubt, remember that condensed milk is best saved for baking and that no amount of secret herbs and spices will disguise cheap oil and nasty vinegar. A lot of people ask me how to make a basic vinaigrette (that’s vin-AY-gret, not vinegar-ette – which sounds like the sort of perfume worn by sour little French women) so I’ve devised this handy guide. Here’s how…
How To Make Vinaigrette
Jamie Oliver once put out a special sort of gadget for making salad dressings but all you need is a clean and empty jam jar, or a small bowl and a fork.
You can vary the acid and the oil to suit your preferences, your pantry supplies and what you’re going to use the vinaigrette for. I most often use lemon juice and apple cider or red wine vinegar with extra virgin olive oil. A good pinch of cumin seeds can be a good addition, or finely fresh herbs. If you’re using herbs, the vinaigrette is best used that day. Otherwise it will happily keep in the fridge for a couple of weeks.
Having a jar of vinaigrette in the fridge makes that after-work dinner dash much easier. Even though it only takes minutes to make, knowing you can pull some salad leaves out of a bag (or the garden) and dress them with something you’ve prepared earlier makes dinner time seem less daunting. I also use vinaigrette on steamed beans and carrots, shredded beetroot and new potatoes.
First, peel a clove of plump, juicy garlic and put it on a chopping board with a good pinch of salt. Using the blade of a knife, crush the clove with the salt to form a smooth paste. Scrape this off the chopping board and put it in a clean, dry jam jar (or a small bowl).
Add a teaspoon of honey (or brown sugar) and a teaspoon of mustard (Dijon for preference, English for wow factor).
Add 2 1/2 tablespoons of vinegar/lemon juice and six tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil, then screw the lid on the jar and give it a good shake. Taste it for seasoning and sharpness – does it need more salt? more oil? more vinegar? a pinch of sugar to balance the flavours? – before using.
What’s your favourite salad dressing?
perfect post… perfect dressing…
I love my salad dressings simple. Usually, I just mix together vinegar, mustard, salt and pepper, and then toss it in the salad.
a perfect viniagrette! my family always eat anything with honey mustard dressing on it!
I need to read this post next time I just want a simple salad dressing – I have made lots of vinaigrettes but not a standard one I turn to time and time again – I hope one day for it to be as breezy and easy as for you
Perfect! I hate a bad dressing too. I make mine pretty much the same way. I'm also a huge fan of the balsamic/olive oil combination and I often use good rapeseed oil. There are several really good producers local to me – I love the colour it gives to the dressing.
This is absolutely stunning – Love the ingredients!
Thanks, everyone – I'm glad I'm not the only salad dressing pedant. After recent experiences I was feeling like the only one who cared!